“Hey Jason, thanks for inviting me over…can you lend me a hand over here with something big?”
Mmmm…where do I sign up for one of these?
(Source: kenabismo)
Someone should run up behind him and ram a 13” BAM dildo up there.
“Sorry Dad, I won’t masturbate in the living room again.”
“What are you looking at buddy? Want a piece of this?”
Damn, if this boy can survive multiple sessions of painful tattooing, he deserves a nice massage from me and a happy ending. What a beautiful tat.
Imagined dialogue: “oh fuck, what did I just do in there. I never wanted to suck a cock, ever! Could I actually like men?”
Imagined dialogue: “Even though I’m posing for a photo, I know you want to put my cock in your mouth and suck me off…”
(Source: kenabismo)