That’s a fucking big ass PA. Must feel good when he’s fucking ya…
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One misaddressed picture message + nude cell phone pic = heavennnnnnnn!
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“Sorry Dad, I won’t masturbate in the living room again.”
“What are you looking at buddy? Want a piece of this?”
Imagined dialogue: “oh fuck, what did I just do in there. I never wanted to suck a cock, ever! Could I actually like men?”
iPhone? Check. Six-pack? Check. Horse hung cock? Fuck yeah!
There are some things in life that you should never turn down, a nice uncut cock is one of them.
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